Primarch's application

Hello, my dear aces, your fellow GAA masochist dumbarse enthusiast reporting for duty to avoid LadyKurai being disappoint!

My name is Felix, but the in-game name should be way more familiar to you, lads. Many of you may know me as a godawful spamming troll very active forum member and sucking Ilyushin wannabe passionate ground attack aircraft player. I've dragged down the winrate of my teammates played a lot of games with DFA members, mostly Necropsittacus and Cheaterhater, though your boss and this hugging valkyrie of death he always drags around with him also seem to like having a complete noob on their flights and am generally interested in a clan, and DFA always seemed to be the top of the food chain to me, and, that aside, is a home to awesomeloads of pilots I regard highly, so I was pursuaded by Extincte to write an application yesterday came up with the "Sure, why not apply?" totally myself. On a more serious note, I thought about it already.
Now , because your introduction guidelines tell me to do so it's time to tell a little about myself. I was born in Austria almost 18 years ago (yeah, I am not 18, still have two months until it's done, please don't throw rocks at me ;_; ) and I'm a history fanatic (as you probably already saw), especially when it comes to the 20th century and military history. My mind has the amazing ability to save every little detail of this aircraft cannon, muzzle velocity, weight, and so on, while not being able to actually get important stuff done (such as the essays for my final exams, which are approaching....;_; ). While I still suck at English (some of you know what I mean) and seem to be deaf, I am at least able to have a basic conversation. Discovered Wowp around easter 2013, after I read a newspaper article in late 2012 I thought to myself "Sweet, that sounds like it's tailored to my needs" and it almost was. Through spamming around on the forums writing guides and stuff I quickly earned my reputation on the forums while not being such a good player. While I still don't get how an unskilled arse like me could earn 60% winrate (seriously, wat), it sticks to me and I fulfil this requirement as well it seems. Approached some clans a while ago, namely Black Swan, the Ducks as well as some other ones, but it lacked the international feeling which is very important to me as I need to get some practice with spoken English.

My preferred nation is the Soviet Union (that might change as soon as WG gibs stukas tho), I prefer tiers 7 and 6, however I won't tell you which class is my favorite because most of you already know.

Best wishes, Primarch.